Toy Store

If you are looking for retarded gifts to surprise someone with, well, you've hit the right spot Jack. We sell some of the most retarded gifts of ever. And we like it like that. We even make it economical! All single orders totaling over $100 gets free shipping. Yep - ya heard me right. FREE SHIPPING. Ain't nothing retarded about THAT. So what are you waiting for? Start ordering something retarded now!

SHOP BY AGE

Regurgitated Milk Formula Tote with padded Arm Rest

Pickle Me Elmer

Comes with 1 Gallon of Vinegar, Pickling Jar and Instructions. Elmer thrashes in life-like motions trying to escape the vinegary glass tomb of death. Hours of family entertainment!

Ecologically Correct Thigh-Powered Cadillac

Actual MPG depends upon how much
you can drink without getting arrested.
Actual mileage usually varies. Best ridden naked.

HDTV!!!

No remote.

SHOP BY GENDER

Buy Your Toddler A Phillipino Bride

Great Video! Littlefoot Discovers Mrs. Littlefoot Was Seeing the Veloceraptor

Stick-Humping Boo Bear

Teach Your Kids The Fun Game About Devastating High-Rise Fires in Crowded Urban Ghettos

TOYS OF CHRISTMAS

AKA-47 Disguides As a Cuddly Puppy

Great for home security!

Mobile Baby Jail

TV Game Console

Comes with Games: Juvenile Jail Break
and
Little Johnny Takes A Walk Through Harlem

Retarded Wheel Chair

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Copyright 2006 - RetardedGifts.com All rights reserved - AND WE MEAN IT! This site is intended for educational purposes.....oh wait - ENTERTAINMENT purposes only. Some things you can order - some things are just comedic parodies. Stuff you can really order will be marked some kind of how. So - don't get mad when you can't order the gift basket of cobras. It's JUST A JOKE - ....... but like we said - you CAN order SOME items that are crazy and fun like our clothing line of BOHICA wear. So - shop, laugh, have fun, but most of all, order something dammit so we can stay online and bring you more

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